Q: What's one thing you don't tell a vampire?

A: Bite me.


Q: Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

(ok that one was pretty bad) ~nathanRiley


A mother tells her little boy, "Johnny, you mustn't eat too many lollies or I'll hide the lolly jar." Johnny asks, "Why?" His mother says, "Because something bad will happen! Your tummy will blow up big like a balloon and then pop!" The next day at church, the boy is sitting next to a pregnant woman. He points to her belly smiling and says, "I know what you've been doing!"


Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?  A: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.


If the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body, then lefties are the only ones in their right mind.


Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?  A: Juan on Juan.

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